"Misanthrope seeks misanthrope. Honestly, if you respond to this ad then you are probably not the kind of woman I’d go out with. I guess I’m lonely and it’s new years and I’m willing to embarrass the hell out of myself with this ad. About me: My girlfriends over the years have been intelligent and beautiful, in the end they have all broken my heart, whatever that means. My friend says I have to have a photo, so here it is. Talk to you soon. Wilson."
In search of a midnight kiss
